فرض: شخصی که شانسش کچل است و در بازه های کوتاه حالات فوبار بدو دست می دهد را X می نامیم. سایر موجودات و عناصر دیگر عالم هستی را نیز با A نمایش می دهیم.
قضیه: اگر A چوبی به درازای دو متر را در دست گرفته و یک دور، به دور خود بچرخد، آنگاه در طی مسیر 360 درجه ای، چوب فوق الذکر حداقل 3 بار در یکی از اعضای بدن X فرو خواهد شد.
این تعریف آقای X رو از سایت اسکیزو آوردم.
Ba arze sharmandegi bedustane weblog khon bedalile za’fe mofrat dar type farsi az in be ba’desh fingilish.
Kolan ensan ha 2 daste and. Ya X and ya A. albate khod X ham mavarede haad dare.
Dar mavarede haad be tarze shegefavari khosh shans ya bad shans mishe! Dore bandi dare mese dore haye asre yakhbandan.
Doreye khosh shansi yek X!
Pejo 405 e maloomol halo be tamirgah mibare. Tamirkar ba cheshmane goshad mige: agha shoma kheily khosh shansin, motor atish grefte khodesh khamush shode!
Ipodesh miofte laye sandali radife akhar yek otobus esloveniayee (keshvari dar eurpe) vaghty az wien rah miofte. Fardash to terminale Rome dar tavaghofe 30 sanie yee otobus sloveniayee chon folan kaghazo bayad migerfte az daftare terminal yakhe ranande ro migire. Ranande English ke sahle joz zabane madarie esloveniayee hich zabooni balad naboode! Dar lahze yek italiayee ke ham English balad boode ham sloveniayee peida mishe tarjome mikone va taraf mire to otobus mibine Ipod e hamoonjayee ke oon fek mikarde!
Dar saloone shahid ghasabe daneshgahe azad ghasem city mashad beyne 500 600 nafar adam neshaste. Ghorekeshi mikonan jayze bedan. Nafar aval esmesh miad biroon! Reyees herasat (vaght) (Faani) ba ta’ajob az inke asami barande shode ke az pish tayeen shode bood! Chejuri in martike moo sikh sikhi barande shod, jayezaro taghdim mikone!
Doreye G*h shansi
Dar in baba ziad sohbat shode dar neveshte haye ghabli pishnehad mikonam andar in bab kami payeen tar haro bekhunid va ama mavarede digar…
Galosh dared mokhtasari dare. Be toosie khanevadeo familo doostan o azizan o ashanayan baraye avalin bar dar sal haye akhir mire darmangahe daneshgah ke gooya majani am hast. Doctori hazegh moayenash mikone va noskhe mide ye ampoolam mahse inke doctori karde bashe mide. Baraye sehat va salamat dar kar ye teste penecilin ham mide ke uunjaye adam yehoo shoke nashe avalesh amadegy lazemo kasb kone, chandin bar noe penecilin soal mishe, ampoolzan rooye adade 600 esrar dare. Dardi hajim bakhshi az vojodam ro dar bar migire. Ampool zane mige chon nemikhastam betarsi goftam 600, ba khande yek miliono 200 bood. Ba tashakor az ampool zan bedalile zoghe karish va khanum doctor ke bekhatare hosne entekhabesh vase galoo dared sade man!
Telephone zang mizane (kolan telephone khone ma vaghty zang mizane ke dige bayad zang bezane! Kolan ba sedaye zang telephone halate fogholade elam mishe!). khabari mirese be goosh ke dar ebteda bavaresh kheily sakhte. Ba kami fekr bavaresh sakht tar ham mishe. Va baz ham sakht tar!
Bad shansi faghat shamel badan ensane badshans nemishe balke jahayee ke rafte ro ham shamel mishe!
Dozdani rah gom karde dar eghdami ajib Ghar e tarafo to mashad mizanan! Soal avalie ine ke khob chi bordan? (chon kolan chizi ba gheimat bala tar az 10 20 hezar tuman vojod nadashte unja!) khabar mirese harchi ke mishode!!!
Azizane dozd sare hosele bakhsh hayee az khone ro uninstall karde va move kardan. Dar lahze vorode hamsayegah va police TV roshan boode football neshoon midade!
Dar zemn mive haye derakhtaye to hayat ro ham dozdan meil kardan.
Taraf ashegh nemishe nemishe nemishe, asheghe yek bande khoda mishe unvare in koreye khaki-abi!
Baresi ha dar babe shakhsiat ensasn haye Xii ghanune ehtemalat ro zire soal haye jedi mibarad ghazie in adam ha mese ineke 10 bar tas biandazid hamash joft shish biayad badesh 10 bar digar tas biandazid hich chize bedard bekhori nayayad!
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