then I rushed
to the roof
to join the savage clouds
pouring anger on me
I heard disgust
in the voice of thunder
in the light focused on me
did you hear those screams
from every cell of mine
replying anger
must have been scared
to see my fist
pointing at you
an army of fists
is marching with me
united to destroy you
promised
to root up the sacred
from every layer of my mind
is your mind ready
to experience
this new logical chaos
to join the rebellion
against who we are
to the freedom we’ve lost
6.24.2007
must hate the sacred
6.22.2007
Mr. X
فرض: شخصی که شانسش کچل است و در بازه های کوتاه حالات فوبار بدو دست می دهد را X می نامیم. سایر موجودات و عناصر دیگر عالم هستی را نیز با A نمایش می دهیم.
قضیه: اگر A چوبی به درازای دو متر را در دست گرفته و یک دور، به دور خود بچرخد، آنگاه در طی مسیر 360 درجه ای، چوب فوق الذکر حداقل 3 بار در یکی از اعضای بدن X فرو خواهد شد.
این تعریف آقای X رو از سایت اسکیزو آوردم.
Ba arze sharmandegi bedustane weblog khon bedalile za’fe mofrat dar type farsi az in be ba’desh fingilish.
Kolan ensan ha 2 daste and. Ya X and ya A. albate khod X ham mavarede haad dare.
Dar mavarede haad be tarze shegefavari khosh shans ya bad shans mishe! Dore bandi dare mese dore haye asre yakhbandan.
Doreye khosh shansi yek X!
Pejo 405 e maloomol halo be tamirgah mibare. Tamirkar ba cheshmane goshad mige: agha shoma kheily khosh shansin, motor atish grefte khodesh khamush shode!
Ipodesh miofte laye sandali radife akhar yek otobus esloveniayee (keshvari dar eurpe) vaghty az wien rah miofte. Fardash to terminale Rome dar tavaghofe 30 sanie yee otobus sloveniayee chon folan kaghazo bayad migerfte az daftare terminal yakhe ranande ro migire. Ranande English ke sahle joz zabane madarie esloveniayee hich zabooni balad naboode! Dar lahze yek italiayee ke ham English balad boode ham sloveniayee peida mishe tarjome mikone va taraf mire to otobus mibine Ipod e hamoonjayee ke oon fek mikarde!
Dar saloone shahid ghasabe daneshgahe azad ghasem city mashad beyne 500 600 nafar adam neshaste. Ghorekeshi mikonan jayze bedan. Nafar aval esmesh miad biroon! Reyees herasat (vaght) (Faani) ba ta’ajob az inke asami barande shode ke az pish tayeen shode bood! Chejuri in martike moo sikh sikhi barande shod, jayezaro taghdim mikone!
Doreye G*h shansi
Dar in baba ziad sohbat shode dar neveshte haye ghabli pishnehad mikonam andar in bab kami payeen tar haro bekhunid va ama mavarede digar…
Galosh dared mokhtasari dare. Be toosie khanevadeo familo doostan o azizan o ashanayan baraye avalin bar dar sal haye akhir mire darmangahe daneshgah ke gooya majani am hast. Doctori hazegh moayenash mikone va noskhe mide ye ampoolam mahse inke doctori karde bashe mide. Baraye sehat va salamat dar kar ye teste penecilin ham mide ke uunjaye adam yehoo shoke nashe avalesh amadegy lazemo kasb kone, chandin bar noe penecilin soal mishe, ampoolzan rooye adade 600 esrar dare. Dardi hajim bakhshi az vojodam ro dar bar migire. Ampool zane mige chon nemikhastam betarsi goftam 600, ba khande yek miliono 200 bood. Ba tashakor az ampool zan bedalile zoghe karish va khanum doctor ke bekhatare hosne entekhabesh vase galoo dared sade man!
Telephone zang mizane (kolan telephone khone ma vaghty zang mizane ke dige bayad zang bezane! Kolan ba sedaye zang telephone halate fogholade elam mishe!). khabari mirese be goosh ke dar ebteda bavaresh kheily sakhte. Ba kami fekr bavaresh sakht tar ham mishe. Va baz ham sakht tar!
Bad shansi faghat shamel badan ensane badshans nemishe balke jahayee ke rafte ro ham shamel mishe!
Dozdani rah gom karde dar eghdami ajib Ghar e tarafo to mashad mizanan! Soal avalie ine ke khob chi bordan? (chon kolan chizi ba gheimat bala tar az 10 20 hezar tuman vojod nadashte unja!) khabar mirese harchi ke mishode!!!
Azizane dozd sare hosele bakhsh hayee az khone ro uninstall karde va move kardan. Dar lahze vorode hamsayegah va police TV roshan boode football neshoon midade!
Dar zemn mive haye derakhtaye to hayat ro ham dozdan meil kardan.
Taraf ashegh nemishe nemishe nemishe, asheghe yek bande khoda mishe unvare in koreye khaki-abi!
Baresi ha dar babe shakhsiat ensasn haye Xii ghanune ehtemalat ro zire soal haye jedi mibarad ghazie in adam ha mese ineke 10 bar tas biandazid hamash joft shish biayad badesh 10 bar digar tas biandazid hich chize bedard bekhori nayayad!
National Internet!
Dar khabarha khondam ke Internete melli bezodi rah andazi mishavad.
Be onvane yek irani ehsase ghorore ajibi (kolan ehsase ghoror kardan in rooz ha dar iran ehsase ajibist!) be man dast dad, khoshal shodam ke digar lazem nist ba kabl az dubai internet biavarim ke agar langare nav haye sheitane bozorg be kable gir kard ya yek shamshir mahi ba kabl dandanash ra tiz kard internete khaneyeman ghat nashavad.
Dar edame in ehsase ghoro ehsase tardid bevojod amad, chon kolan to in mamlekat akhiran (28 sal akhir) kari nashode ast ke toosh ama va agar nabashad!
Bad az filtering site ha ke niazi be internete melli ham nadasht va daste besyari ra az besyari az site ha kootah kard va mikonad chandi ast ke be filtering makhfi ham pey bordam! Unam in ke be yek seri az site haye khas nemishe raft! va page unavailable mizane! Bedue inke ekhtare maroofe nemishe in sito dide ghermez rang biad! Albate nokte jaleb iine ke in site ha har siti ham nistan! Mese site www.blogger.com ke man az in site weblogamo update mikonam!(dige nemitunam bekonam). Albate farzie dige ine ke chon kolan man adame khosh shansiam az miane miliardha site in yeki ke kare ma behesh giire az in IP address ke male PC badbakhte mane ghabele dastresi nist!
Albate technology anti-filtering ba ekhterae TORPARK hameye system filteringe mahsoos na mahsoos ro nabood karde va inturi mishe ke shoma mitunin in chizaro to webloge man bekhunin. System kare in torpark ham kheily jalebe, har dafe ke shoma az tarighesh be internet vasl mishin dar vaghe shoma IP address ye adame digeyee ro dar yek jaye donya saheb mishin! Masalan ye rooz google.de miad bala ye rooz google.fr va albate google haye ajib gharib behakeza! Google.br google.be google.gt ke in keshvar ha hanuz kashf nashodan albate.
Be har hal ba rah andazi internete melli fekr konam in IP bazi ham be payan beresad va mese benzin karte hooshmande IP ham sader shaved ta digar nashavad IP shahrvandane mohtarame sayer keshvar haye donya ro dozdid.
6.20.2007
اندر باب او
Sheikh ghoochali jafarie mazdakestani be sale 1361 hejrie shamsol ghamari dar gharie gooch abad e mazdakestan cheshm be jahan goshod! dar kodaki haviji bish nabood. dar maktabe dabestan o rahnamayee ham hich g*hi nashod! dorane motevasete ra niz be sakhti gozarand va dar shegefti varede daneshgah shod. khod oo ke az hame shegeft zade tar bood na'reyee bezad va sar be biaban gozasht!
pas az bazgasht az biaban. sireye memar namayan pishe kard va ab rang bazi nemood. dastmal keshi asatid fan nemood va tarh pas az tarh pass nemood. oo ke sabeghan havij bood aknoon gooje farangie baleghi shode bood va andishe Sabzi salad shodan dar sar miparvarand (bakhshe Jafari dar name sheikh az in mabhas amade ast). ayam be kam gozasht ta roozi khabar avardand ke daneshgah abadi e tehran oora pazirofte ast! pas sheikh na'reyee bezad va bezist!
sheikh ra abo hava dar abadie tehran khosh amad. khooban sheikh ra dar *** greftand va sheikh ra khosh amad besyar! pas sheikh football pishe kard dar pishe didegane kaf karde khooban. roohe jangooler sheikh bidar gasht va harekat az khod dar var kard. ghafel az asfalte bad va kafsh na maram. payash laghzid va ba k**n dar ham shod!
sheikh ra pa dar gach shodo ghalb beshkast. khooban bekhandidand va parishan shodand.
sheikh ra ahval degargoon gasht pas choob zire baghal, pa dar hava rahe biaban pishe kard va na're ha bezad.
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digar ingoone zendegy nakhaham kard
TV ro roshan mikonam 1-0 perpolis. TV ro khamush mikonam. TV ro roshan mikonam 4-1 sepahan! TV ro khamush mikonam! dige footbal negah nemikonam!
pamo mizaram to sherkat. telephone zang mizane. karfarma estefa dade.telephone ghat mishe. telephone zang mizane karfarma jadid tarho rad karde. telephone ghat mishe. az sherkat miram biroon!
yade doorbin herfeyee am mioftam ke dozdidanesh. ahi mikesham. doorbin digitalo ba mohebat naz mikonam. mizaramesh to kifam baghalesh mikonam. khabe doorbin herfeyee ro mibinam. sob pa misham. doorbin digitale ro ham az to baghalam dozdidan! dige nemikhabam!
be tasadof ghablim fekr mikonam. sedaye zabt boland bood. sedaye zabto kam mikonam. deghat mikonam. dige nemikham hichvaght tasadof konam. sare ye 5rah. ye pride be samtam miad. negash mikonam. ta'ajob mikonam. vahshat mikonam. pride mikhore gerlgire jelomo daghoon mikone. ranande pride mige ke roshh be samte dige boode. dige ranandegy nemikonam!
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