depressed to death!

let me tell u about the connection between depression and heart disease, Columbia and New York City.

1. some MFs in wall street, downtown Manhattan, F up the economy
2. you can't find a job
3. you get depressed
4. you drink alcohol
5. you get heart problems
6. Columbia tells you how to cure depression and heart disease
7. you go to Columbia hospital
8. you pay them
9. Columbia buys stocks in wall street with your money
10. economy gets worse
11. you have a heart stroke while drinking beer and watching stocks dive on TV